Blog admin on 21 Feb 2008
THE REAL ESTATE AGENT
I work for a real estate agent, basically just picking up houses before we show them or fixing stuff here and there. This project was out of my realm. I do not do stuff like this. I try not to at least. Install bedroom closet organizer. That was what the text message sent. The house she wanted me to install it in was vacant. I swore she had said it was occupied the day before. So I got to the house and it smelled something awful. I realized the previous owners had left heaps of trash in their kitchen. My first job was to take that out as far away from the house as I could get it. That was a task and a half. My second job was the closet organizer. I had never installed anything let alone a piece of wood into a closet in a house that isn’t mine. The organizer was for the master bedroom closet. The closet was huge. The organizer was not. How the heck was I supposed to make this look like it flowed? The real estate agent called just then asking if I was finished. Appalled I said no, I had to take out 30 bags of garbage that made the house smell worse than the streets after a night of binge drinking during Mardi Gras. She wanted to show the house in a hour, she sounded annoyed with me. Like it was my fault that the previous owners were smelly. I told her the only way she could show this house within the next three weeks is to get HASMAT in here to decontaminate the place. She wasn’t very happy with my comment. She came over and yelled at me for the smell. I quit.